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Do you have any pets? If you don't would you like to have one, or maybe two, or maybe five?
Here's an idea for you, why bother actually getting a whole bunch of cats or dogs? Why don't you just get a domesticated pet
fur coat? That way you have a pet, well okay you KIND OF have a pet, but you don't have to really take care of it.
Domesticated pets not your thing? Well how about this then... A psychologically abused
mink coat? Oh, I think that'd be even better! I mean who would be as cool as you! You'd be wearing a coat made out of
a little animal (that looks kind of like a ferret) who was most likely bred to die.
It would have been kept in a small, cramped, over crowded cage, where it might have mutilated itself from horrid conditions.
Not only that, it might have been severely psychologically traumatized because minks have a thing for water. In nature minks
live in extremely large wetland areas, but not your mink, or minks I should say because that coat was made of more than one
of the cute little animals.
It gets better though. You mink was probably electrocuted. Electrocuting mink is so cool! What they do is they
put a rod up its bum and then one its mouth and then it dies! Or they might have just attached something to its ear and then
something else to its genitals and elctrocuted it that way, or they might have beat it to death, or they might have broken
its neck, or they might have put it in a gas chamber (Hmmm...sound familar?), or they might have felt a little lazy and just
stuck it up the exust pipe on their car.
How awesome, eh? You know what else could have happend to the helpless animals that make up your coat? They could have
not been dead when they started to be skinned. They could have "woken up" as the skinner was peeling off their skin.
Wow! What a story!
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